June 2012
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
“I want the part of you that you refuse to give.”
– Ellen Hopkins, Identical (via apathie)
“I love science, and it pains me to think that so many are terrified of the...”
– Robert M. Sapolsky (via glitterencrustedbunghole)
“Gaining mastery over our destructive propensities, through the exercise of...”
– The Dalai Lama (via elige)
“Every one interprets everything in terms of his own experience. If you say...”
– Aleister Crowley, Diary of a Drug Fiend (via kenny-price)
